Six Flags Over Jesus is deliberately planned in such detail that a person could be born, raised, educated, married, raise little mega-Baptists, take vacations, get old, be put in a nursing home, die, and be buried without ever leaving the grounds.
There is a Place...born, raised, educated, married, get old, be put in a home, die, be buried without ever leaving the Area.
Reminds me of my Home town a place called Hell one letter from Hull.
If arrive early can park in Peter, James, or John.
late arrivals park in Judas lot, can get, NO not joking ...
can get Starbucks . .in-between Sunday services.
Thy have Golf course
Use hill songs, Plus You-tube Worship.
have elite Pastors
acres of land for expansion
own Hockey team
what to wear code.
amount need to pay ethical guidelines
Book shop
Band
No green cups
No Yorkshire T-Bags
You shouldn't put God into a box...Especially if its a box that would bore you if placed in that Box.
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No green cups No Yorkshire T-Bags what kind of Church is that? |
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