Been making poems about waking up early....

Too all of those who wake at three

Desperate to have a pee

May the day bring to thee

Much happiness and sheer relief.

To those of you who wake at four stood by the toilet 

Doing more

Be careful to wipe the drops of your toes..

To those of you awake at five lying there again you rise

To keep the neighbours entertained 

As you pull another chain

To those of you sat up at six eating dry Weetabix 

Hoping this will do the trick

Soak up internally those moisture bits 

To those of you sleeping thru at seven this extra hour feels like heaven

To those of you awake at eight covered head to foot in Shi'ite 

The Weetabix it did the trick but made your belly really sick …