The Rules of Hull
Fair
Point out how you wouldn't like to this street during fair week.
but lets be honest its very handy for soccer and the park.
Dismiss any claims that it would be ace because you'd just go out your door and you'd be at the fair.
Consider that the residents probably get a bonus off the local council for the disruption.. Insist on having a look round first and walking for an hour before try something to eat, then perhaps a ride.
of course always see an ex......enough here they either look brilliant or appear to have 10 kidz.
but lets be honest its very handy for soccer and the park.
Dismiss any claims that it would be ace because you'd just go out your door and you'd be at the fair.
Consider that the residents probably get a bonus off the local council for the disruption.. Insist on having a look round first and walking for an hour before try something to eat, then perhaps a ride.
of course always see an ex......enough here they either look brilliant or appear to have 10 kidz.
Mention how they seem to put the prices up as it starts getting busy.
which is not true as at my age and health l never stay passed 20-30.
Mention how much more expensive it seems this year.
"HOW FRECKIN MUCH"
yes l have said this every time l have been,
"you can tell it's Hull Fair week" when it starts to rain.of course it always rains and gets very bitter chilly.
Watch several people take on nigh-on impossible stalls - like the hoopla that has a PlayStation for a prize but the hoop would only just fit over it using laser precision machinery.
End up winning again a goldfish in a plastic bag
Speculate how much loose change must be underneath the rides.
CHECK YOUR OWN POCKETS ALL THE TIME
Get roped into going on rides that make you feel ill for the rest of the evening.
worse still you disown any family and friends who feel sick, go home you jest.
Wonder how all the fortune tellers have been visited by Cannon and Ball and similar minor celebrities.
how come you don't trust them
ask them to predict tomorrows weather and they get angry
Buy a burger, a hot dog and some chips.
you know already on a diet, but the smells get to me,
pay for big squeaky inflatable hammer.
despite putting away carefully it gets a leak.
Stock up on candy-floss, nougat, brandy snap, coconuts, pomegranates and bags of sweets.
which share for weeks and keep putting the nougat you attempt to eat back in its wrapper week after bloody week.
Completely forget that coconuts and pomegranates are a third of the price if you went in instead local superstores this is real you are walking along the huge wide street become dismayed when you see the same stuff, but cheaper,(it all tat by the way) even though you knew it would be.
Decide not to get the fair buses and instead take the mile and a quarter hike from the station over the flyover in the cold October drizzle, against a tide of parents pushing prams with massive Spongebob balloons tethered to them.
but really glad getting home and although not like you recall so happy been round the Hull Fair this year
Resolve never to go again, as you are now £65 lighter.
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