Fry needs a long silence

Actor and TV presenter Steven Fry has launched a rant against God saying he is mean minded and stupid.

A video clip of the famous atheist describing what he would say if he got to heaven has gone viral online.

In an interview with Irish broadcaster RTE, he said: "I'll say 'bone cancer in children - what's that about? How dare you. How dare you create a world in which there is such misery that is not our fault. It's not right, it's utterly, utterly evil.'

"Why should I respect a capricious, mean minded, stupid God who creates a world which is so full of injustice and pain."

THE LONG SILENCE. 

At the end of time, billions of people were scattered on a great plain before God's throne.

Most shrank back from the brilliant light before them. But some groups near the front talked heatedly-- not with cringing shame, but with belligerence.

Can God judge us?

 "How can He know about suffering? " snapped a pert young brunette.

She ripped open a sleeve to reveal a tattooed number from a Nazi concentration camp.

"We endured terror---beatings---torture---death!"

In another group an African American  boy lowered his collar.

"What about this?" he demanded showing an ugly rope burn. "Lynched--- for no crime but being black".

 In another crowd, a pregnant school girl with sullen eyes. "why should I suffer? "she murmured, "It wasn't my fault".

Far across the plain there were hundreds of such groups.

Each had a complaint against God for the evil and suffering He permitted in His world.

How lucky God was to live in heaven where all was sweetness and light, where there was no weeping or fear, no hunger or hatred.

What did God know of all that man had been forced to endure in this world?

For God lives a pretty sheltered life, they said.

So each of these groups sent forth their own leader, chosen because he had suffered the most.

And so they came forward; Jew, an African American, a person from Hiroshima, a horribly deformed arthritic, a thalidomide child. In the centre of the plain they consulted with each other. At last they were ready to present their case. It was rather clever.

Before God could be qualified to judge, he must endure what they had endured.

Their decision was that God should be sentenced to live on earth-as a man!

 Let him be born a Jew.

Let the legitimacy of his birth be doubted.

 Give him a work so difficult that even his family will think him out of his mind when he tries to do it.

Let him be betrayed by his closest friends.

Let him face false charges, be tried by a prejudiced jury and convicted by a cowardly judge.

Let him be tortured. At last let him see what it is like to be terribly alone.

Then let him die.

 Let him die so that there can be no doubt that he died.

Let there be a great host of witnesses to verify it.

As each leader announced his portion of the sentence, there was a long silence.

No-one uttered another word.

 No-one moved.

For suddenly all knew that God had already served his sentence!